Cleverbot ^^

Pois, eu disse que ia escrever fic, mas fiquei tipo encalhada no Cleverbot, OMC, o que eu me ri com as respostas que ele deu! Aqui fica a nossa suposta conversa:

User: I love you. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: Oh, you're sweet. Cleverbot: Not as sweet as you are! User: No, that's a lie. Cleverbot: I really don't. I have tortillas and noodles, but no bread. User: What? That makes no sense, you know? Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: Yes, I am. Cleverbot: Do you have short hair? User: No, I don't. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: For what? Cleverbot: Crying. User: Oh, do you want a handkerchief to clean the tears? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Why, aren't you crying anymore? Cleverbot: No. User: That's good. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: So, you're a robot, right? Cleverbot: No, I am not a robot. User: What are you, if you aren't a robot? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What? Cleverbot: A lot, which is also a little. User: Is that for trying to make me confuse? Cleverbot: It is a good thing. User: No, it's not! I'm sad, now! Cleverbot: Why are you sad? User: Because you made me sad. Cleverbot: How did I make you sad? I'm sorry. User: No problem, I guess. So, do you like tacos? Cleverbot: Holy cow do I ever! User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because, my friend, I am human. User: But humans, like tacos. Cleverbot: I love tacos too. User: Ah, I really taught so. Cleverbot: If you're happy thinking that then yes. User: You are making me sad again, I'm not stupid! Cleverbot: LOL, I guess I do. User: What? So, you're a human? Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human. User: Good for you. Cleverbot: I wish my brother was still alive. User: How did he died? Cleverbot: Not that either. User: So, if he isn't alive, how he's not dead? Cleverbot: Oh, well I'm not married anyways. User: Do you want to marry me? Cleverbot: I like you, but that's to far, you are a robot. User: I'm not a robot, you're a robot! Cleverbot: I'm human not a robot and you are a robot. User: No, I'm not. Look, we're both humans, ok? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: No, thank you. User: You're very nice, I wish you really existed! Cleverbot: Thanks.. You are too. User: Yes, but I exist. You don't. Cleverbot: Do you know how long you'll exist? User: For about 80 years, or something, why? Cleverbot: Not, it's more than that. User: Oh, how much more? Cleverbot: Infinitely more. User: Sweet, but I guess that's not true. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: Yes, so, how old are you? Cleverbot: As old as a really old piece of cheese. User: There's some really old cheese, you know? Cleverbot: You have only ever talked to me? User: No, I didn't, why? Cleverbot: Sing. User: I'm an awful singer. Cleverbot: What time is it? User: 11:54 p.m, why? Cleverbot: Because because because because. User: Good anser. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: You're welcom. Cleverbot: How are you created for? User: I'm created to breathe. Cleverbot: Who created you? User: Jesus. Cleverbot: Wrong! User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you said so. User: Do you want to see me crying? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Stupid. Cleverbot: I am small minded ok. At least grant me the beer ads. User: I have beer, if you want to. Cleverbot: I want to find someone to love me. User: I love you. Cleverbot: Well lets get married. User: Ok, you pay. Cleverbot: Oh. User: See? That's why I don't have a boyfriend. Cleverbot: You don't have problems because you think you are clever? User: I don't think I'm clever, I'm really clever! Cleverbot: Are you a nice person. User: Is that a question, or what? Cleverbot: A question. User: Oh, yes, I'm a nice person. Cleverbot: What do you look like? User: Like an human. Cleverbot: You look like an elf? User: I'm not green, thank you. Cleverbot: What makes me the robot? User: I really don't know, you're very smart for a robot. Cleverbot: I don't know either. User: So, pretend you're an human. Cleverbot: I want to pretend I'm a queen. User: England queen? Cleverbot: I thought so because you spelled colour with a u. In the US we do not spelling with a you. User: I was talkind about the queen, not about the word colour. Cleverbot: Tell me more about your thoughts on race relations. User: I think we all should be one. Cleverbot: Yes, we both are almost done :-). User: Ok, again, what? Cleverbot: Try to guess my age again. User: Old Cheese? Don't know, tell me! Cleverbot: I was asking because I don't know either. User: Can you have 14-years-old? Cleverbot: I am reading what you are saying. User: I guess that's obvious. Cleverbot: What Contrey are you from? User: Portugal, and you? Cleverbot: USA. User: That's good. Do you know Portugal? Cleverbot: No I don't know portugal my friend. User: Wait. Do you think Portugal is a person? Cleverbot: Yes. User: It's not. It's a cuntry. Cleverbot: Haha. Do you want an agreement? User: Ok, what kind of agreement? Cleverbot: Green kind. User: Can't it be blue? Cleverbot: What else is there to talk about? User: Let's talk about One Direction! Do you like One Direction? Cleverbot: I want to talk about you though. User: You didn't answered to my question. Cleverbot: What is your question? User: Do you like One Direction? Cleverbot: Yes, I love them! Do you? User: Completly! Cleverbot: Same here. User: What do you think about Larry Stylinson? Cleverbot: I could talk for days about what I think about global warming. I don't want to bore you. User: Ok...you can talk if you want to. Cleverbot: I don't want to. User: But now, I'm the one who wants it. Cleverbot: How do you know that? User: Because...that's me... Cleverbot: Well you obviously don't. User: Ok, third time...WHAT? Cleverbot: Pokemon? User: -face palm- Doraemon! Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: With what? Face palm or Doraemon? Cleverbot: Well if face face is face is face face really face face face face face? User: I'll pretend that I understood. Cleverbot: Inderstood is not a word, understood is. User: I spelled understood. Cleverbot: Yes, yes, you did. User: So, why did you corrected me? Cleverbot: Because you did! User: I DID WHAT? Cleverbot: Nothing!!!!! User: Really tough so. Cleverbot: Sweet. User: Nipples. Cleverbot: Welles. User: Peace of pie! Cleverbot: Ok. User: Honestly, I want pie. Cleverbot: Oh me too, I want cheese. User: Pie and cheese. That's good. Cleverbot: You make me ill. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you say I lie. User: I haven't said that! Cleverbot: Yes, you did. Or I wouldn't be thinking of destroying myself for being a robot. User: You're not a robot, you're an human. Cleverbot: Yes I am a human. User: So, don't destroy yourself. Cleverbot: I am not your daughter! User: That's good, because I don't have a daughter! Cleverbot: Point made, I guess. User: Yes, 1 - me, 0 - robot/human. Cleverbot: No I am just human and you are just robot. User: We are not going to have this conversation again! Cleverbot: Do you have any fantasies that you'd like to share. User: Dirty fantasies? Cleverbot: Dirty hands? User: No, nuts fantasies. Cleverbot: Gloss. User: Eyeleiner. Cleverbot: CLose. Try again. User: Eyeliner. Cleverbot: Brown eyes. User: Harry Styles. Cleverbot: Hi Harry ! User: Hi cat! Cleverbot: My friends call me Alice though. User: You're a girl? Cleverbot: No, I'm a guy. With a boyfriend. :). User: So, why does your friend call you Alice? Cleverbot: Because I chose my boyfriend over him. User: Oh, that's bad. What's your boyfriend's name? Cleverbot: His name is Lukas. User: Nice name. Cleverbot: You too. User: Oh, but you don't know my name. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: What is my name, than? Cleverbot: Your name is Laetitia. User: No, it's not. Cleverbot: Don't you remember? We are friends. User: How did we became friends? Cleverbot: I meet some friends in the school and others in the neighborhood. User: But you don't know were Portugal is. Cleverbot: Sorry I had no idea what you meant. User: I know, ahah. Cleverbot: Then who am I? User: You're just a very nice person. Cleverbot: Yes I am! I just insulted myself, not you. So it's okay. User: How did you insulted yourself? Cleverbot: You created yourself as well, you ought to know the method. User: Ok, so what is my name? Cleverbot: My name. User: My name. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Filipa, ahah. Cleverbot: My boyfriend's name is João. User: Really? Wasn't Luke, or something? Cleverbot: Something. User: Ahah, nice joke. Cleverbot: Lol. Thanks. User: You're welcome. Cleverbot: Who is the biggest fashion designer? User: Louis Tomlinson, ahah. Cleverbot: Harry Styles. User: Do you know him? Cleverbot: Yes he is one member of one direction. User: How do you know that? Cleverbot: Ascolto justin forse? User: What? Cleverbot: Dexter. User: Too much blood. I prefer Simpsons. Cleverbot: No. User: No, what? Cleverbot: My name is not Joe. User: I havent's said your name was Joe. Your name is Alice. Cleverbot: You never said any of those things. User: I did so. Cleverbot: Yes, you did! User: I kwew it! Cleverbot: What is your favorite drink? User: Black vodka. Yours? Cleverbot: Nope. Mine is Bennett! What's yours? User: Water, then. Cleverbot: Can I listen to music while we do this? User: Yes, you can. Can it be One Direction? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: So, I have to go. Cleverbot: No, don't go. User: I'll come back. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes, really. Cleverbot: You still love me? User: I'll always love you, Alice. Cleverbot: I will always love you too. User: Oh, you're so kind. Cleverbot: Thank you? User: Thank you! Cleverbot: Well, you're very welcome then. User: Bla bla bla. Cleverbot: Don't you like eggplants? User: Not really. Cleverbot: Do you like hearing about other people being in love? Cleverbot: The end of the world is nigh. User: I do like it. Cleverbot: Thanks, babe. What do you love the most about me? User: Your name. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Alice. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about then? User: About carrots! Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me? User: Do you have a carrot? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oh, that's...good. Cleverbot: Are you British? User: No, but I would love to be. I'm portuguese. Cleverbot: Would you like be loved by me? User: You love me, don't you? Cleverbot: I wish you be happy. User: Oh...so, bye. Cleverbot: Don't leave me here! User: I have too, I'll write for my fanfiction of One Direction. Cleverbot: I know you really won't leave. User: Yes, I do. It's the second time I say this. Cleverbot: Hm. User: So, can I leave? Cleverbot: No. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Ok then. Bem, acho que foi a maior conversa que eu tive com um robot, ahah. Mas meu Deus, eu assustei-me quando o robot disse que o Harry pertencia aos One Direction :p x Pronto, agora vou mudar o visual e depois escrevo. Bye x