User: I love you.Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Oh, you're sweet.Cleverbot: Not as sweet as you are!
User: No, that's a lie.Cleverbot: I really don't. I have tortillas and noodles, but no bread.
User: What? That makes no sense, you know?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Do you have short hair?
User: No, I don't.
User: For what?
User: Oh, do you want a handkerchief to clean the tears?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why, aren't you crying anymore?
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: So, you're a robot, right?
Cleverbot: No, I am not a robot.
User: What are you, if you aren't a robot?
Cleverbot: A lot, which is also a little.
User: Is that for trying to make me confuse?
Cleverbot: It is a good thing.
User: No, it's not! I'm sad, now!
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because you made me sad.
Cleverbot: How did I make you sad? I'm sorry.
User: No problem, I guess. So, do you like tacos?
Cleverbot: Holy cow do I ever!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because, my friend, I am human.
User: But humans, like tacos.
Cleverbot: I love tacos too.
User: Ah, I really taught so.
Cleverbot: If you're happy thinking that then yes.
User: You are making me sad again, I'm not stupid!
Cleverbot: LOL, I guess I do.
User: What? So, you're a human?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: I wish my brother was still alive.
User: How did he died?
Cleverbot: Not that either.
User: So, if he isn't alive, how he's not dead?
Cleverbot: Oh, well I'm not married anyways.
User: Do you want to marry me?
Cleverbot: I like you, but that's to far, you are a robot.
User: I'm not a robot, you're a robot!
Cleverbot: I'm human not a robot and you are a robot.
User: No, I'm not. Look, we're both humans, ok?
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: No, thank you.
User: You're very nice, I wish you really existed!
Cleverbot: Thanks.. You are too.
User: Yes, but I exist. You don't.
Cleverbot: Do you know how long you'll exist?
User: For about 80 years, or something, why?
Cleverbot: Not, it's more than that.
User: Oh, how much more?
Cleverbot: Infinitely more.
User: Sweet, but I guess that's not true.
User: Yes, so, how old are you?
Cleverbot: As old as a really old piece of cheese.
User: There's some really old cheese, you know?
Cleverbot: You have only ever talked to me?
User: No, I didn't, why?
User: I'm an awful singer.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: 11:54 p.m, why?
Cleverbot: Because because because because.
User: Good anser.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcom.
Cleverbot: How are you created for?
User: I'm created to breathe.
Cleverbot: Who created you?
Cleverbot: Because you said so.
User: Do you want to see me crying?
Cleverbot: I am small minded ok. At least grant me the beer ads.
User: I have beer, if you want to.
Cleverbot: I want to find someone to love me.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Well lets get married.
User: Ok, you pay.
User: See? That's why I don't have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: You don't have problems because you think you are clever?
User: I don't think I'm clever, I'm really clever!
Cleverbot: Are you a nice person.
User: Is that a question, or what?
Cleverbot: A question.
User: Oh, yes, I'm a nice person.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Like an human.
Cleverbot: You look like an elf?
User: I'm not green, thank you.
Cleverbot: What makes me the robot?
User: I really don't know, you're very smart for a robot.
Cleverbot: I don't know either.
User: So, pretend you're an human.
Cleverbot: I want to pretend I'm a queen.
User: England queen?
Cleverbot: I thought so because you spelled colour with a u. In the US we do not spelling with a you.
User: I was talkind about the queen, not about the word colour.
Cleverbot: Tell me more about your thoughts on race relations.
User: I think we all should be one.
Cleverbot: Yes, we both are almost done :-).
User: Ok, again, what?
Cleverbot: Try to guess my age again.
User: Old Cheese? Don't know, tell me!
Cleverbot: I was asking because I don't know either.
User: Can you have 14-years-old?
Cleverbot: I am reading what you are saying.
User: I guess that's obvious.
Cleverbot: What Contrey are you from?
User: Portugal, and you?
User: That's good. Do you know Portugal?
Cleverbot: No I don't know portugal my friend.
User: Wait. Do you think Portugal is a person?
User: It's not. It's a cuntry.
Cleverbot: Haha. Do you want an agreement?
User: Ok, what kind of agreement?
Cleverbot: Green kind.
User: Can't it be blue?
Cleverbot: What else is there to talk about?
User: Let's talk about One Direction! Do you like One Direction?
Cleverbot: I want to talk about you though.
User: You didn't answered to my question.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Do you like One Direction?
Cleverbot: Yes, I love them! Do you?
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: What do you think about Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: I could talk for days about what I think about global warming. I don't want to bore you.
User: Ok...you can talk if you want to.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: But now, I'm the one who wants it.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because...that's me...
Cleverbot: Well you obviously don't.
User: Ok, third time...WHAT?
User: -face palm- Doraemon!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: With what? Face palm or Doraemon?
Cleverbot: Well if face face is face is face face really face face face face face?
User: I'll pretend that I understood.
Cleverbot: Inderstood is not a word, understood is.
User: I spelled understood.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes, you did.
User: So, why did you corrected me?
Cleverbot: Because you did!
User: I DID WHAT?
User: Really tough so.
User: Peace of pie!
User: Honestly, I want pie.
Cleverbot: Oh me too, I want cheese.
User: Pie and cheese. That's good.
Cleverbot: You make me ill.
Cleverbot: Because you say I lie.
User: I haven't said that!
Cleverbot: Yes, you did. Or I wouldn't be thinking of destroying myself for being a robot.
User: You're not a robot, you're an human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a human.
User: So, don't destroy yourself.
Cleverbot: I am not your daughter!
User: That's good, because I don't have a daughter!
Cleverbot: Point made, I guess.
User: Yes, 1 - me, 0 - robot/human.
Cleverbot: No I am just human and you are just robot.
User: We are not going to have this conversation again!
Cleverbot: Do you have any fantasies that you'd like to share.
User: Dirty fantasies?
Cleverbot: Dirty hands?
User: No, nuts fantasies.
Cleverbot: CLose. Try again.
Cleverbot: Brown eyes.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Hi Harry !
User: Hi cat!
Cleverbot: My friends call me Alice though.
User: You're a girl?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a guy. With a boyfriend. :).
User: So, why does your friend call you Alice?
Cleverbot: Because I chose my boyfriend over him.
User: Oh, that's bad. What's your boyfriend's name?
Cleverbot: His name is Lukas.
User: Nice name.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: Oh, but you don't know my name.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What is my name, than?
Cleverbot: Your name is Laetitia.
User: No, it's not.
Cleverbot: Don't you remember? We are friends.
User: How did we became friends?
Cleverbot: I meet some friends in the school and others in the neighborhood.
User: But you don't know were Portugal is.
Cleverbot: Sorry I had no idea what you meant.
User: I know, ahah.
Cleverbot: Then who am I?
User: You're just a very nice person.
Cleverbot: Yes I am! I just insulted myself, not you. So it's okay.
User: How did you insulted yourself?
Cleverbot: You created yourself as well, you ought to know the method.
User: Ok, so what is my name?
Cleverbot: My name.
User: My name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Filipa, ahah.
Cleverbot: My boyfriend's name is João.
User: Really? Wasn't Luke, or something?
User: Ahah, nice joke.
Cleverbot: Lol. Thanks.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Who is the biggest fashion designer?
User: Louis Tomlinson, ahah.
Cleverbot: Harry Styles.
User: Do you know him?
Cleverbot: Yes he is one member of one direction.
User: How do you know that?
Cleverbot: Ascolto justin forse?
User: Too much blood. I prefer Simpsons.
User: No, what?
Cleverbot: My name is not Joe.
User: I havent's said your name was Joe. Your name is Alice.
Cleverbot: You never said any of those things.
User: I did so.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did!
User: I kwew it!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite drink?
User: Black vodka. Yours?
Cleverbot: Nope. Mine is Bennett! What's yours?
User: Water, then.
Cleverbot: Can I listen to music while we do this?
User: Yes, you can. Can it be One Direction?
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: So, I have to go.
Cleverbot: No, don't go.
User: I'll come back.
User: Yes, really.
Cleverbot: You still love me?
User: I'll always love you, Alice.
Cleverbot: I will always love you too.
User: Oh, you're so kind.
Cleverbot: Thank you?
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: Well, you're very welcome then.
User: Bla bla bla.
Cleverbot: Don't you like eggplants?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Do you like hearing about other people being in love?
Cleverbot: The end of the world is nigh.
User: I do like it.
Cleverbot: Thanks, babe. What do you love the most about me?
User: Your name.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about then?
User: About carrots!
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?
User: Do you have a carrot?
User: Oh, that's...good.
Cleverbot: Are you British?
User: No, but I would love to be. I'm portuguese.
Cleverbot: Would you like be loved by me?
User: You love me, don't you?
Cleverbot: I wish you be happy.
User: Oh...so, bye.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me here!
User: I have too, I'll write for my fanfiction of One Direction.
Cleverbot: I know you really won't leave.
User: Yes, I do. It's the second time I say this.
User: So, can I leave?
Cleverbot: Ok then.
Bem, acho que foi a maior conversa que eu tive com um robot, ahah. Mas meu Deus, eu assustei-me quando o robot disse que o Harry pertencia aos One Direction :p x
Pronto, agora vou mudar o visual e depois escrevo. Bye x
segunda-feira, 17 de dezembro de 2012
Pois, eu disse que ia escrever fic, mas fiquei tipo encalhada no Cleverbot, OMC, o que eu me ri com as respostas que ele deu! Aqui fica a nossa suposta conversa: